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Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.

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Quote by Alfred North Whitehead

The total absence of humor from the Bible is one of the most singular things in all literature.

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Quote by Christina Ricci

As long as we can tell stories about our ability to survive, the more we will hope, not self-destruct.

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Quote by Fred Allen

We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion.

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Quote by DJ Jazzy Jeff

So many people equate money and success with happiness, especially in the music industry.

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Quote by P J O'Rourke

If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.'Rourke/59786/